Alternative

——Writing Exercises

I had downloaded a VCR which is a concert performance by yuquan from the eMule  days ago. I watched the VCR in my spare time last evening. I had on earphone and stood at the computer desk in the living room. Jumping up and down along with music, I was not only singing but dancing as well and soon out of breath. I enjoyed myself very much.

This concert is so wonderful. I watched the VCR in the same way that I was in theater.

I had been making the strange noise, Just then, my husband, Aiming, who was surfing the net, he could not bear it any more, he rushed into living room and asked me to stopped.

He said: ’ You was allowed to exclaim like a ghost in the midnight, but you must give me the earphone, because I could not suffer from your noises, I have to plug up my ear.’

I refused to do so, and answered: ’ The earphone belong to me, there are cotton wool in the bedroom, and there is a tool which is repair closestool in the washroom, you can choose between them.’

Aiming said: ‘ Either I plug up my ear or you plug up your mouth, you can choose between them.’

We both could not resist the temptation to laugh.

前几天在eMule上下载了《羽泉·黄金十年》现场音乐会的VCR。昨晚上闲着没事就放来听。我戴着耳机站在客厅的电脑桌前,随音乐节奏左扭右甩,边唱边跳,上气不接下气,真是陶醉。

你在我眼中是最美

每一个微笑都让我沉醉

你的坏,你的好

你发脾气时噘起的嘴……

羽泉的音乐会非常有感染力,如同身临现场一般。

我正直着脖子嚎叫得起劲呢,就在这时,在书房上网的老公实在忍受不了我的噪音,冲出来抢我的耳机,说:“我可以允许你三更半夜杀猪一样鬼叫,但你得把耳机给我,让我把耳朵堵上。”

我护着耳机不被抢跑,说:“不给,但卧室有棉签,厕所有皮揣子,你可以任选其一。”

他说:“要么堵上我的耳朵,要么堵上你的嘴,你可以任选其一。”

我们都忍不住笑了。